I’m Allergic To Stupidity And I Break Out In Sarcasm I Protect My Family And I Love My Country I Am Proud To Be A Carpenter If This Offends You I Don’t Care T-Shirt

Estimated arrival (Except public holidays) The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location, the seller's processing time and location, and the shipping carrier. Other factors—like placing an order on a weekend or a holiday—may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

Jun 22

Order placed After you place an order, it will take us 2-5 business days to prepare the item for you.

Jun 25 - Jun 28

Order ships Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.

Jul 02 - Jul 05

Delivered! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jul 02 - Jul 05!

I’m Allergic To Stupidity And I Break Out In Sarcasm I Protect My Family And I Love My Country I Am Proud To Be A Carpenter If This Offends You I Don’t Care T-Shirt.
Show off your sharp wit and no-nonsense attitude with our ‘I’m Allergic To Stupidity And I Break Out In Sarcasm’ T-Shirt. Proudly proclaim your love for your family, country, and occupation as a carpenter. This shirt is sure to turn heads and stir up conversations with its bold statement. Made with high-quality materials, it’s comfortable to wear all day long. Perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or just relaxing at home. Don’t let anyone dampen your spirit or sense of humor, stand out with this unique and humorous t-shirt. Get yours today and let your shirt do the talking for you!

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30-DAY RETURN POLICY

RECEIVE WRONG OR DAMAGED ITEMS? NO PROBLEM, WE WILL SEND YOU A NEW ITEM. WE DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO MAKE THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY!

We will gladly issue you a replacement item or issue a refund back to your original form of payment for any of the following reasons:

  • The printed image is not clear or not in the center of print area.
  • Package received wrongly against the order.
  • Damaged due to delivery: torn, dirty…
  • The order is not in the right size, color or style compared to the order.
  • Other mistakes caused by us…
  • Processing Time

    • Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days

    It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.

    Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

    Shipping Time

    • United States:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days

      * Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.

    • International:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-20 business days

    Shipping Cost

    • US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
    • The International Standard shipping price is $9.99 per item & each additional item is: $4.99

    Tracking Number

    We provide tracking numbers for all orders.

    Your tracking numbers may take up to 1 – 5 business days after an order has been processed for tracking data to show.

    Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.

    Please Note:

    • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
    • Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
    • All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
    • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

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