Mom Shirts
If It’s Not My Smart Mouth Getting Me In Trouble It’s My Facial Expressions There Is No Winning Cow T-shirt
Size Guide and Size Chart
Unisex T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
- 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 in | 27 in |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 40.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 45.7 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.6 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 3XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
- Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
Women Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 35.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 38 cm | 69.8 cm |
| M | 40.6 cm | 71.1 cm |
| L | 43.2 cm | 72.4 cm |
| XL | 45.7 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 48.3 cm | 74.9 cm |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- 30 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 14 in | 17 in |
| YM | 16 in | 19.5 in |
| YL | 18.75 in | 23 in |
| YXL | 20.5 in | 24.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 35.5 cm | 43.2 cm |
| YM | 40.6 cm | 49.5 cm |
| YL | 47.6 cm | 58.4 cm |
| YXL | 52.1 cm | 62.2 cm |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
If It’s Not My Smart Mouth Getting Me In Trouble It’s My Facial Expressions There Is No Winning Cow T-shirt.
Tired of the everyday grind? Want a shirt that says it all, even if you don’t speak the words? Our “If It’s Not My Smart Mouth Getting Me In Trouble, It’s My Facial Expressions – There Is No Winning” Cow T-Shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you’re not someone to mess with.
This shirt is made from 100% premium cotton, which makes it exceptionally soft and comfortable to wear all day, whether you’re running errands or enjoying a relaxing day on the couch. It features a fun, animated graphic of a cow with the slogan “If It’s Not My Smart Mouth Getting Me In Trouble, It’s My Facial Expressions – There Is No Winning” emblazoned on the chest.
While wearing this shirt, you’ll be able to express yourself without saying a word. The shirt’s hilarious message is bound to put a smile on people’s faces and draw attention wherever you go. If you’re a fan of quirky, playful styles, then this is the shirt for you.
Beyond its playful design, this t-shirt is exceptionally versatile. You can pair it with joggers and sneakers for a casual look or dress it up with jeans and boots for a night out. Dress it up or dress it down, the “If It’s Not My Smart Mouth Getting Me In Trouble, It’s My Facial Expressions – There Is No Winning” Cow T-Shirt is an investment you won’t regret.
Don’t miss your chance to add some personality to your closet. Order yours today and join the thousands of satisfied shoppers who swear by our clothing line. With our fast shipping and easy return policy, you have nothing to lose — try one on today and let the cow do the talking for you.
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30-DAY RETURN POLICY
RECEIVE WRONG OR DAMAGED ITEMS? NO PROBLEM, WE WILL SEND YOU A NEW ITEM. WE DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO MAKE THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY!We will gladly issue you a replacement item or issue a refund back to your original form of payment for any of the following reasons:
Processing Time
- Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days
It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping Time
- United States:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.
- International:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-20 business days
Shipping Cost
- US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
- The International Standard shipping price is $9.99 per item & each additional item is: $4.99
Tracking Number
We provide tracking numbers for all orders.
Your tracking numbers may take up to 1 – 5 business days after an order has been processed for tracking data to show.
Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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