Don’t Piss Me Off I’m A Grumpy Old Man I Do What I Want When I Want Where I Want Your Approval Is Not Required T-shirt

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Mar 03

Order placed After you place an order, it will take us 2-5 business days to prepare the item for you.

Mar 05 - Mar 08

Order ships Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.

Mar 12 - Mar 15

Delivered! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Mar 12 - Mar 15!

Dik Don’t Piss Me Off I’m A Grumpy Old Man I Do What I Want When I Want Where I Want Your Approval Is Not Required T-shirt.
Are you a grumpy old man who refuses to conform to societal norms? Then the Dik Don’t Piss Me Off T-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. This Tee is a bold statement of your individuality, declaring that you walk to the beat of your own drum and that nobody can dictate what you do or don’t do.

The shirt is a combination of what we like to call the street look and comfort, with its authentic Cotton blend material and double-needle stitching, which makes sure that the T-shirt can take whatever battles life throws your way. Plus, the fabric quality means that this t-shirt can withstand multiple washings without losing its shape or color, making it the Tee that keeps on giving.

Not only is the shirt a conduit for your personality, but it is also witty, allowing you to flash your humor without actually having to say a word. If you’re the kind of person who manages to always say the wrong thing, let your tee do the talking for you instead!

The classic black backdrop against the iconic white text gives the brief yet powerful messages timelessness, making it worthy of itself enough to become a staple in any wardrobe – try folding it, hanging it, stuffing it, and it remains to maintain and retain its fascinating geometric and colorful awe.

Dik Don’t Piss Me Off T-shirt comes with a seriously tantalizing benefit as well: it matches anything you pair it with. Wear it to formal functions, to casual hangouts, to family picnics, with jeans, shorts, khaki trousers, and even suits, then take a dash of style and self-assertion wherever you go.

This T-shirt doesn’t only provide comfort, humor, and unparalleled style, but It is also the free key to self-confidence, astounding people not only with the classes you take and the books you read, but also by defying status quo and showing off your true colors wearing our shirt.

With that said, randomness, irascibility, even unpleasantness can be your forte showcased on that Tee – Let the wishes you whisper to your shirt come true in every corner of this earth where you go. It relies solely on your statement, and we’re glad we’re here to back you up.

Don’t miss the chance to obtain your Dik Don’t Piss Me Off T-shirt today and provide yourself with the confidence that cannot be stripped. Click now on our checkout page, complete your order and Experiencesublime Premium quality today

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We will gladly issue you a replacement item or issue a refund back to your original form of payment for any of the following reasons:

  • The printed image is not clear or not in the center of print area.
  • Package received wrongly against the order.
  • Damaged due to delivery: torn, dirty…
  • The order is not in the right size, color or style compared to the order.
  • Other mistakes caused by us…
  • Processing Time

    • Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days

    It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.

    Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

    Shipping Time

    • United States:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days

      * Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.

    • International:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-20 business days

    Shipping Cost

    • US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
    • The International Standard shipping price is $9.99 per item & each additional item is: $4.99

    Tracking Number

    We provide tracking numbers for all orders.

    Your tracking numbers may take up to 1 – 5 business days after an order has been processed for tracking data to show.

    Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.

    Please Note:

    • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
    • Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
    • All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
    • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.


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