Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard Poster

Size Guide and Size Chart

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	16 in	27 in
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
Double-needle bottom hem
Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	14 in	27 in
S	15 in	27.5 in
M	16 in	28 in
L	17 in	28.5 in
XL	18 in	29 in
2XL	19 in	29.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
30 singles
Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	14 in	17 in
YM	16 in	19.5 in
YL	18.75 in	23 in
YXL	20.5 in	24.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YS	35.5 cm	43.2 cm
YM	40.6 cm	49.5 cm
YL	47.6 cm	58.4 cm
YXL	52.1 cm	62.2 cm

7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
No drawcord on kids' hoodies
We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
Decoration type: Digital Print

Apr 02

Order placed After you place an order, it will take us 2-5 business days to prepare the item for you.

Apr 04 - Apr 09

Order ships Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.

Apr 11 - Apr 16

Delivered! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Apr 11 - Apr 16!

SKU: Poster_Aug-13-2022-18-47-571865 Categories: Poster, Sewing Posters Tags: Poster, Sewing

Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster: “Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard”

Declare your passion for your craft with this humorous and eye-catching poster! Featuring a vintage sewing machine illustration and a sassy warning, this wall art is perfect for adding personality to your sewing room, craft space, or any area where you pursue your creative passion.

It’s more than just decoration; it’s a statement piece for dedicated sewists, quilters, designers, and crafters who understand the sacred bond between an artisan and their tools. Show off your sense of humor and protect your precious machine with this fun and relatable poster. Makes a great gift for the sewing enthusiast in your life!

🛒 Product Details about the Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard Poster

📌 Decoration Type

Eco Solvent

🎨 Finish

Satin photo finish, maximum color gamut, dmax, and image resolution.

⏳ Durability

Lasts up to 200 years in color, 400 years in black-and-white.

🌍 Origin

Printed in the USA & Europe.

📦 Condition

🖼️ Hanging

Hang with tape, tacks, or clamps.

🧼 Cleaning

Clean with a dry or damp cloth.

📦 Packaging

Shipped in a protective tube.

📏 Available Sizes

18″x12″, 24″x16″, 36″x24″, etc.

⚖️ Weight

Heavyweight (230 gsm); 9 mil base.

⚠️ Note Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard Poster

Details about the Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard Poster

Does not ship with frame.

Details on Shipping and Returns for Sewing Machine Wall Art Poster Touch My Sewing Machine I Will Slap You So Hard Poster

📦 Received a Wrong or Damaged Item?

No worries! We'll send you a replacement or issue a refund if:

The printed image is unclear or misaligned.
You received the wrong item.
The item is damaged upon delivery (torn, dirty, etc.).
The size, color, or style does not match your order.
Other errors caused by us.

⏳ Processing Time

Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

United States: 5-7 business days
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

📍 Tracking Information

Tracking numbers are provided for all orders.
It may take 1-5 business days after processing for tracking details to update.
Tracking information will be sent to your registered email.

⚠️ Important Notes

Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.