Size Guide and Size Chart
I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way Humorous Cow T-Shirt
Unisex T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
- 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 in | 27 in |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 40.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 45.7 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.6 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 3XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
- Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
Women Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 35.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 38 cm | 69.8 cm |
| M | 40.6 cm | 71.1 cm |
| L | 43.2 cm | 72.4 cm |
| XL | 45.7 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 48.3 cm | 74.9 cm |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- 30 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 14 in | 17 in |
| YM | 16 in | 19.5 in |
| YL | 18.75 in | 23 in |
| YXL | 20.5 in | 24.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 35.5 cm | 43.2 cm |
| YM | 40.6 cm | 49.5 cm |
| YL | 47.6 cm | 58.4 cm |
| YXL | 52.1 cm | 62.2 cm |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way Humorous Cow T-Shirt.
Are you tired of being blamed for your clumsiness Do you constantly trip over nothing and spill drinks on yourself Don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s not you, it’s the floor, the table, and the walls that are the real bullies. Show off your sense of humor and let everyone know the truth with our ‘I’m Not Clumsy’ cow t-shirt. Made from soft and comfortable material, this t-shirt will make you look cool and feel comfortable all day long. The humorous message is sure to make people around you laugh and strike up a conversation. It’s great for a casual day out with friends or even as a fun conversation starter at work. With its unique design and high-quality material, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who embraces their clumsiness and wants to make a statement. Available in different sizes, it makes a perfect gift for your equally clumsy friends or family members. So why wait Get your hands on this ‘I’m Not Clumsy’ t-shirt today and join the clumsy club proudly. Order now!
Details on Shipping and Returns for I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way Humorous Cow T-Shirt
📦 Received a Wrong or Damaged Item?
No worries! We'll send you a replacement or issue a refund if:
- The printed image is unclear or misaligned.
- You received the wrong item.
- The item is damaged upon delivery (torn, dirty, etc.).
- The size, color, or style does not match your order.
- Other errors caused by us.
⏳ Processing Time
- Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
- Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days
*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).
🚚 Shipping Time
- United States: 5-7 business days
- Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
- International: 10-20 business days
💰 Shipping Cost
- U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
- International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)
📍 Tracking Information
- Tracking numbers are provided for all orders.
- It may take 1-5 business days after processing for tracking details to update.
- Tracking information will be sent to your registered email.
⚠️ Important Notes
- Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
- Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
- Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
- Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.
