If My Body Was a Car I’d Trade It in for a Newer Model Because Every Time I Cough or Sneeze My Radiator Leaks and My Exhaust Backfires T-Shirt

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If My Body Was a Car I’d Trade It in… T-Shirt

Humorously acknowledge the aches and pains of getting older with this relatable tee! Perfect for those who understand the feeling of their body making strange noises and needing constant maintenance. This comfortable shirt is ideal for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor and an appreciation for aging gracefully (or not!). A great gift for birthdays, retirement, or just because you know someone who needs a good laugh. Made with soft, breathable fabric.

🛒 Product Details about the If My Body Was a Car I’d Trade It in for a Newer Model Because Every Time I Cough or Sneeze My Radiator Leaks and My Exhaust Backfires T-Shirt

T-shirt Fabric

  • Classic fit, comfortable for casual and semi-formal occasions.
  • Crew neckline: neat and versatile.
  • Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort.
  • Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
  • 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), 100% cotton.
  • Blends: 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
  • Made from ethically grown US cotton.
  • Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol for ethical production.

🎨 Available Colors

  • Black, White, Sport Grey, Green, Purple, etc.

📏 Available Sizes

  • S – 5XL

🛍️ Style Options

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  • Unisex T-Shirt

  • Ladies T-Shirt

  • Unisex Hoodie

  • Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

  • Racerback Tank Top

  • Youth T-Shirt

  • Baby Bodysuit

🌍 Origin

  • Printed in the USA & Europe.

📦 Condition

  • New

🧼 If My Body Was a Car I’d Trade It in for a Newer Model Because Every Time I Cough or Sneeze My Radiator Leaks and My Exhaust Backfires T-Shirt Care Instructions

  • Wash less.
  • Wash with similar colors.
  • Use cold water.
  • Wash and dry inside out.
  • Use the correct amount of detergent.
  • Do not tumble dry.
  • Store properly.
  • Treat stains immediately.

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  • Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

  • United States: 5-7 business days
  • Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
  • International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

  • U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
  • International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

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  • Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
  • Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
  • Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
  • Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.