If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt

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If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt.
Express Your Humor and Style with our ‘If I Offend You Cry Me A River’ T-Shirt! This hilarious and eye-catching t-shirt is perfect for those who love to make people laugh and aren’t afraid to own their sarcasm. The playful and witty phrase ‘If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft’ is sure to turn heads and elicit a chuckle wherever you go. But it’s not just about making a statement, this t-shirt is also made for comfort. Crafted with high-quality materials, it guarantees a soft and comfortable fit, perfect for everyday wear. Whether you’re lounging at home or out and about, this shirt is a perfect match for any occasion. Plus, let’s not forget about the added bonus of a ‘working on my tan’ reference a nod to those who love spending time under the sun with a bag of chips in hand. It’s the perfect shirt for those who don’t take themselves too seriously. So, don’t hesitate, grab your ‘If I Offend You Cry Me A River’ t-shirt today and show off your sense of humor and style! We promise you’ll love it and who knows, you may even make some new friends along the way. Order now and be the life of the party!

🛒 Product Details about the If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt

T-shirt Fabric

  • Classic fit, comfortable for casual and semi-formal occasions.
  • Crew neckline: neat and versatile.
  • Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort.
  • Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
  • 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), 100% cotton.
  • Blends: 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
  • Made from ethically grown US cotton.
  • Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol for ethical production.

🎨 Available Colors

  • Black, White, Sport Grey, Green, Purple, etc.

📏 Available Sizes

  • S – 5XL

🛍️ Style Options

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Details about the If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt
  • Unisex T-Shirt

  • Ladies T-Shirt

  • Unisex Hoodie

  • Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

  • Racerback Tank Top

  • Youth T-Shirt

  • Baby Bodysuit

🌍 Origin

  • Printed in the USA & Europe.

📦 Condition

  • New

🧼 If I Offend You Cry Me A River I’ll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt Care Instructions

  • Wash less.
  • Wash with similar colors.
  • Use cold water.
  • Wash and dry inside out.
  • Use the correct amount of detergent.
  • Do not tumble dry.
  • Store properly.
  • Treat stains immediately.

Details on Shipping and Returns for If I Offend You Cry Me A River I'll Bring Snacks And A Raft I Will Literally Float Down Your Tears Eating Chips And Working On My Tan Humorous T-Shirt

📦 Received a Wrong or Damaged Item?

No worries! We'll send you a replacement or issue a refund if:

  • The printed image is unclear or misaligned.
  • You received the wrong item.
  • The item is damaged upon delivery (torn, dirty, etc.).
  • The size, color, or style does not match your order.
  • Other errors caused by us.

⏳ Processing Time

  • Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
  • Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

  • United States: 5-7 business days
  • Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
  • International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

  • U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
  • International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

📍 Tracking Information

  • Tracking numbers are provided for all orders.
  • It may take 1-5 business days after processing for tracking details to update.
  • Tracking information will be sent to your registered email.

⚠️ Important Notes

  • Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
  • Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
  • Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
  • Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.