Mom Shirts
I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits But You Appear To Be Unarmed Humor T-Shirt
Size Guide and Size Chart
Unisex T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
- 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 in | 27 in |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 40.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 45.7 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.6 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 3XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
- Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
Women Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 35.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 38 cm | 69.8 cm |
| M | 40.6 cm | 71.1 cm |
| L | 43.2 cm | 72.4 cm |
| XL | 45.7 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 48.3 cm | 74.9 cm |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- 30 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 14 in | 17 in |
| YM | 16 in | 19.5 in |
| YL | 18.75 in | 23 in |
| YXL | 20.5 in | 24.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 35.5 cm | 43.2 cm |
| YM | 40.6 cm | 49.5 cm |
| YL | 47.6 cm | 58.4 cm |
| YXL | 52.1 cm | 62.2 cm |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits But You Appear To Be Unarmed Humor T-Shirt.
Add some wit and humor to your wardrobe with our ‘I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits But You Appear To Be Unarmed’ T-Shirt! This bold and hilarious tee is perfect for showing off your quick thinking and sharp sense of humor. Made from high-quality materials, our shirt offers a comfortable and stylish fit for any occasion. With its eye-catching design and clever phrase, it’s sure to be a conversation starter wherever you go. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, running errands, or simply relaxing at home, this shirt is a must-have addition to your collection. And don’t worry, our shirts are available in a variety of sizes to ensure the perfect fit for everyone. So what are you waiting for Show off your sense of humor and grab our ‘I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits But You Appear To Be Unarmed’ T-Shirt today! Trust us, it’ll be a hit with everyone you meet. Order now and let the witty banter begin!
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Processing Time
- Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days
It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping Time
- United States:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.
- International:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-20 business days
Shipping Cost
- US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
- The International Standard shipping price is $9.99 per item & each additional item is: $4.99
Tracking Number
We provide tracking numbers for all orders.
Your tracking numbers may take up to 1 – 5 business days after an order has been processed for tracking data to show.
Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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