Mom Shirts
I Only Drink On Two Occasions When It’s My Birthday And When It’s Not Humor T-Shirt
Size Guide and Size Chart
Unisex T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
- 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 in | 27 in |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 40.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 45.7 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.6 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 3XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
- 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
- Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
- Double-needle bottom hem
- Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
Women Tank Top
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 35.6 cm | 68.6 cm |
| S | 38 cm | 69.8 cm |
| M | 40.6 cm | 71.1 cm |
| L | 43.2 cm | 72.4 cm |
| XL | 45.7 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 48.3 cm | 74.9 cm |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
- 30 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth T-Shirt
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 14 in | 17 in |
| YM | 16 in | 19.5 in |
| YL | 18.75 in | 23 in |
| YXL | 20.5 in | 24.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YS | 35.5 cm | 43.2 cm |
| YM | 40.6 cm | 49.5 cm |
| YL | 47.6 cm | 58.4 cm |
| YXL | 52.1 cm | 62.2 cm |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
I Only Drink On Two Occasions When It’s My Birthday And When It’s Not Humor T-Shirt.
Celebrate life with our “I Only Drink On Two Occasions” humor t-shirt! Perfect for those who love to have a good time and appreciate a dose of sarcasm, this shirt will show off your unique sense of humor. Made with soft, high-quality fabric and a comfortable fit, you’ll want to wear this shirt on repeat. Whether it’s your birthday or any other day, this t-shirt is a fun way to express yourself and make a statement. It’s also a great gift for your friends and loved ones who share the same mantra. So why wait for a special occasion to enjoy a drink Order our “I Only Drink On Two Occasions” humor t-shirt now and wear it anytime you’re in the mood to have some fun! With a simple yet catchy design and clever phrase, this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. It’s the perfect choice for casual outings, parties, or any occasion where you want to stand out and spread some laughter. Don’t miss out on this must-have addition to your wardrobe. Order now and show the world that you know how to have a good time, no matter what the occasion is!
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Processing Time
- Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days
It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping Time
- United States:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.
- International:
+ Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-20 business days
Shipping Cost
- US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
- The International Standard shipping price is $9.99 per item & each additional item is: $4.99
Tracking Number
We provide tracking numbers for all orders.
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Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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