I Have Selective Hearing I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected Dog T-Shirt

Size Guide and Size Chart

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17.25 in25.5 in
M19.25 in26 in
L21.25 in27 in
XL23.25 in28 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in
3XL27.25 in29 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S43.8 cm64.8 cm
M48.9 cm66 cm
L54 cm68.6 cm
XL59 cm71 cm
2XL64 cm71.8 cm
3XL69.2 cm73.7 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76.2 cm78.7 cm
4XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
5XL86.4 cm83.8 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL29 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL73.7 cm81.3 cm
4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
  • 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in27 in
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS40.6 cm68.6 cm
S45.7 cm71 cm
M50.8 cm73.6 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm
XL61 cm78.7 cm
2XL71 cm83.8 cm
3XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
  • Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
  • Double-needle bottom hem
  • Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS14 in27 in
S15 in27.5 in
M16 in28 in
L17 in28.5 in
XL18 in29 in
2XL19 in29.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS16 in20.5 in
YS17 in22 in
YM18 in23.5 in
YL19 in25 in
YXL20 in26.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS40.6 cm52 cm
YS43.2 cm55.9 cm
YM45.7 cm59.7 cm
YL48.6 cm63.5 cm
YXL50.8 cm67.3 cm

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS14 in17 in
YM16 in19.5 in
YL18.75 in23 in
YXL20.5 in24.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS35.5 cm43.2 cm
YM40.6 cm49.5 cm
YL47.6 cm58.4 cm
YXL52.1 cm62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
  • Total: $0.00
Estimated arrival (Except public holidays) The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location, the seller's processing time and location, and the shipping carrier. Other factors—like placing an order on a weekend or a holiday—may end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.

Dec 04

Order placed After you place an order, it will take us 2-5 business days to prepare the item for you.

Dec 06 - Dec 11

Order ships Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.

Dec 13 - Dec 18

Delivered! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Dec 13 - Dec 18!
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I Have Selective Hearing I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected Dog T-Shirt.

Show Off Your Dog’s Playful Side

Bring a smile to everyone’s face with our “Selective Hearing Dog” T-shirt. This isn’t just a regular tee; it’s a humorous way to highlight your dog’s selective listening skills. Made from a comfortable, durable cotton blend, it’s perfect for dog owners who enjoy a good laugh about the quirky behaviors of their canine companions.

Celebrate Your Dog’s Personality

Ideal for those who appreciate the humorous and sometimes selective nature of their dogs, this T-shirt with its witty and relatable design is a fun way to express the unique traits of your furry friend. Whether you’re at the dog park, on a walk, or just lounging at home, it’s a great conversation starter.

A Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers

Looking for a gift that captures the amusing aspects of owning a dog? This charming and funny T-shirt is a fantastic choice. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a reflection of the playful and loving relationship between a dog and their owner.

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30-DAY RETURN POLICY

RECEIVE WRONG OR DAMAGED ITEMS? NO PROBLEM, WE WILL SEND YOU A NEW ITEM. WE DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO MAKE THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY!

We will gladly issue you a replacement item or issue a refund back to your original form of payment for any of the following reasons:

  • The printed image is not clear or not in the center of print area.
  • Package received wrongly against the order.
  • Damaged due to delivery: torn, dirty…
  • The order is not in the right size, color or style compared to the order.
  • Other mistakes caused by us…

    • Processing Time

    • Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 2-5 business days

    It takes 1 – 2 days to ship your order to our warehouse. Put your name and address on it and ship it out.

    Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

    Shipping Time

    • United States:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 5-7 business days

      * Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and unincorporated territories of the United States can take an additional 7 – 14 business days.

    • International:
      + Printed apparel, poster, mug (normal/ partial printing): 10-15 business days

    Shipping Cost

    • US Standard shipping price is $5.99 per item & each additional item is: $1.99
    • The International Standard shipping price is $7.99 per item & each additional item is: $2.99

    Tracking Number

    We provide tracking numbers for all orders.

    Your tracking numbers may take up to 1 – 5 business days after an order has been processed for tracking data to show.

    Tracking numbers will be automatically sent to you via the email provided in our system.

    Please Note:

    • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
    • Manufacturing during most of the year takes between 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri); however, it can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and shipping by an additional week or more.
    • All manufacturing and shipping times are estimates and will vary.
    • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.

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