Assuming It’s Just A Dog Mom Was Your First Mistake First Of All That’s My Child Second Of All If You Mess With My Dog I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You T-Shirt

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Assuming It’s Just A Dog Mom Was Your First Mistake First Of All That’s My Child Second Of All If You Mess With My Dog I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You T-Shirt.
Attention all dog moms make a statement with our sassy and protective t-shirt! Our ‘Assuming It’s Just A Dog Mom’ tee sets the record straight – your fur baby is not just a pet, they are your child. And as any loving mother would, you’ll do whatever it takes to protect them. With a bold message on the front, this shirt is a perfect way to show off your fierce and loyal side. So, dog lovers, wear it proudly and let everyone know that if they mess with your dog, they’ll have to answer to you! Trust us, even Google won’t be able to find them after you’re done with them. Available in multiple sizes and made with comfortable, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt is a must-have for any dog mom. Order yours now and show your love for your baby in a fun and fearless way!

🛒 Product Details about the Assuming It’s Just A Dog Mom Was Your First Mistake First Of All That’s My Child Second Of All If You Mess With My Dog I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You T-Shirt

T-shirt Fabric

  • Classic fit, comfortable for casual and semi-formal occasions.
  • Crew neckline: neat and versatile.
  • Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort.
  • Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
  • 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), 100% cotton.
  • Blends: 99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather).
  • Made from ethically grown US cotton.
  • Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol for ethical production.

🎨 Available Colors

  • Black, White, Sport Grey, Green, Purple, etc.

📏 Available Sizes

  • S – 5XL

🛍️ Style Options

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  • Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

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  • Youth T-Shirt

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🌍 Origin

  • Printed in the USA & Europe.

📦 Condition

  • New

🧼 Assuming It’s Just A Dog Mom Was Your First Mistake First Of All That’s My Child Second Of All If You Mess With My Dog I’ll Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You T-Shirt Care Instructions

  • Wash less.
  • Wash with similar colors.
  • Use cold water.
  • Wash and dry inside out.
  • Use the correct amount of detergent.
  • Do not tumble dry.
  • Store properly.
  • Treat stains immediately.

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📦 Received a Wrong or Damaged Item?

No worries! We'll send you a replacement or issue a refund if:

  • The printed image is unclear or misaligned.
  • You received the wrong item.
  • The item is damaged upon delivery (torn, dirty, etc.).
  • The size, color, or style does not match your order.
  • Other errors caused by us.

⏳ Processing Time

  • Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
  • Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

  • United States: 5-7 business days
  • Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
  • International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

  • U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
  • International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

📍 Tracking Information

  • Tracking numbers are provided for all orders.
  • It may take 1-5 business days after processing for tracking details to update.
  • Tracking information will be sent to your registered email.

⚠️ Important Notes

  • Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
  • Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
  • Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
  • Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.