Sometimes I Shock Myself With The Smart Things I Say And Do Other Times I Try To Get Out Of The Car With My Seatbelt On Humorous T-Shirt

Size Guide and Size Chart

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17.25 in25.5 in
M19.25 in26 in
L21.25 in27 in
XL23.25 in28 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in
3XL27.25 in29 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S43.8 cm64.8 cm
M48.9 cm66 cm
L54 cm68.6 cm
XL59 cm71 cm
2XL64 cm71.8 cm
3XL69.2 cm73.7 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in31 in
4XL32 in32 in
5XL34 in33 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL76.2 cm78.7 cm
4XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
5XL86.4 cm83.8 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL29 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm74 cm
L68.6 cm71 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71 cm76 cm
3XL73.7 cm81.3 cm
4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
  • 8 oz 55/45 cotton/polyester
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S46 cm71 cm
M51 cm74 cm
L56 cm76 cm
XL61 cm79 cm
2XL66 cm81 cm
3XL71 cm84 cm
4XL76 cm86 cm
5XL81 cm89 cm
  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in27 in
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS40.6 cm68.6 cm
S45.7 cm71 cm
M50.8 cm73.6 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm
XL61 cm78.7 cm
2XL71 cm83.8 cm
3XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
  • 5.3 oz, 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit tank top
  • Banded neck and arm holes; Tearaway label
  • Double-needle bottom hem
  • Decoration type: Direct To Garment Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS14 in27 in
S15 in27.5 in
M16 in28 in
L17 in28.5 in
XL18 in29 in
2XL19 in29.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS16 in20.5 in
YS17 in22 in
YM18 in23.5 in
YL19 in25 in
YXL20 in26.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS40.6 cm52 cm
YS43.2 cm55.9 cm
YM45.7 cm59.7 cm
YL48.6 cm63.5 cm
YXL50.8 cm67.3 cm

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS14 in17 in
YM16 in19.5 in
YL18.75 in23 in
YXL20.5 in24.5 in
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS35.5 cm43.2 cm
YM40.6 cm49.5 cm
YL47.6 cm58.4 cm
YXL52.1 cm62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

Unisex
Unisex T-Shirt
White
Size Guide
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Total$21.95
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Apr 14

Order placed After you place an order, it will take us 2-5 business days to prepare the item for you.

Apr 16 - Apr 21

Order ships Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.

Apr 23 - Apr 28

Delivered! Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Apr 23 - Apr 28!
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Sometimes I Shock Myself With The Smart Things I Say And Do Other Times I Try To Get Out Of The Car With My Seatbelt On Humorous T-Shirt.
Get ready to laugh in our ‘Sometimes I Shock Myself’ T-shirt! Express your wit and humor with this clever and relatable shirt that perfectly captures those moments when you surprise even yourself with your smart quips and actions. And let’s not forget those other moments when you try to escape your car, only to find yourself tangled in your seatbelt. This humorous tee will have everyone cracking up and nodding in agreement. Crafted with high-quality materials and a comfortable fit, our shirt is perfect for everyday wear or as a conversation starter at parties and events. Available in a variety of sizes, it’s the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself. So go ahead, treat yourself to a little fun and grab our ‘Sometimes I Shock Myself’ T-shirt today. You’ll love wearing it and spreading joy with your witty humor. Order now and get ready to shock and amuse with every step you take!

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  • The printed image is unclear or misaligned.
  • You received the wrong item.
  • The item is damaged upon delivery (torn, dirty, etc.).
  • The size, color, or style does not match your order.
  • Other errors caused by us.

⏳ Processing Time

  • Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
  • Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

  • United States: 5-7 business days
  • Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
  • International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

  • U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
  • International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

📍 Tracking Information

  • Tracking numbers are provided for all orders.
  • It may take 1-5 business days after processing for tracking details to update.
  • Tracking information will be sent to your registered email.

⚠️ Important Notes

  • Shipping and arrival dates are not guaranteed.
  • Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
  • Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
  • Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.

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