Sorry Ladies, I’m Taken T-Shirt

Declare your love and loyalty with this humorous tee! This shirt playfully warns admirers that you’re happily married to an amazing woman born in March who isn’t afraid to speak her mind. It’s perfect for husbands who appreciate a bit of playful humor and want to show off their awesome wife. Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because! Let the world know you’re one lucky guy. A fun and comfy way to show your commitment!

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⏳ Processing Time

Printed apparel, posters, mugs: 2-5 business days
Shipping to our warehouse: 1-2 business days

*Processing times may vary during peak seasons or unforeseen events (e.g., COVID-19 delays).

🚚 Shipping Time

United States: 5-7 business days
Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico & U.S. territories: +7-14 business days
International: 10-20 business days

💰 Shipping Cost

U.S. Standard Shipping: $5.99 per item (+$1.99 per additional item)
International Standard Shipping: $9.99 per item (+$4.99 per additional item)

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Standard processing takes 2-5 business days (Mon-Fri) but may take longer during peak seasons.
Extreme conditions (e.g., COVID-19) may cause additional delays.
Some popular designs may be pre-printed and ship faster.

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

Sorry Ladies I’m Married To A Freakin’ Sexy Wife She Was Born In March She Has Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People T-Shirt