I’m Not Saying I Hate You But If You Were On Fire And I Had Water I’d Drink It T-Shirt

Express your playful side with this hilarious t-shirt! Perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor, this shirt lets you subtly (or not so subtly) express your feelings with a touch of dark comedy. Made with soft, comfortable cotton, it’s ideal for casual wear, parties, or gifting to friends who appreciate a good laugh. If sarcasm is your love language, this tee speaks volumes. Get yours today and let the world know you’re all about those sarcastic moments.

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International: 10-20 business days

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SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	40.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	45.7 cm	71 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.6 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	83.8 cm
3XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	35.6 cm	68.6 cm
S	38 cm	69.8 cm
M	40.6 cm	71.1 cm
L	43.2 cm	72.4 cm
XL	45.7 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	48.3 cm	74.9 cm

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm